
Some gear doesn’t need breaking in. It already knows the work. The Dead Man’s Handler Fleece Shorts feel like they’ve lived a few voyages before finding their way to you. Soft, garment-dyed fleece with a relaxed cut, made for slow mornings after long nights, park hangs with a dog at the end of the leash, or drifting through the day without losing your edge.
Cut from 100% ring-spun cotton, they carry a medium-weight feel that’s breathable but solid, the kind of fabric that settles right instead of clinging. Jersey-lined pockets hold your carry without weighing you down, and the clean side seams keep the silhouette sharp and simple. Near the hem, a small off-center embroidered patch sits like a sailor’s mark or a margin note in a logbook — quiet, personal, and meant for those who notice details.
These aren’t show-off shorts. They’re the kind you reach for without thinking, because they feel right and look squared away doing it.
Product Features100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth, broken-in feel
Garment-dyed finish for a subtle, vintage look
Jersey-lined side pockets for secure, comfortable storage
Medium fabric weight (6.5 oz/yd²) breathable yet substantial
Relaxed fit with structured side seams for easy movement and clean lines
Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
Tumble dry low heat
Iron, steam, or dry medium heat if needed
Use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inseam, in | 7.50 | 7.50 | 7.50 | 7.50 | 7.50 |
| Inseam Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| Waist Relaxed, in | 15.00 | 16.00 | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.50 |
| Waist Tolerance, in | 0.75 | 0.75 | 0.75 | 0.75 | 0.75 |
100% ring-spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing.
Pockets
Jersey-lined side pockets
Side seams
Side seams form the structure and shape of the garment
Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Tumble dry: low heat; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).
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